Atheist Humor--Part 3: Signs of the Times

And my personal favorite.....

Religious Views of Life

Taoism

Shit happens.

Confucianism

Confucius says shit happens.

Buddhism

If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

Zen

What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism

This shit happened before.

Hare Krishna

Shit happens, rama lama ding-dong.

Islam

If shit happens, take a hostage.

Jehovah's Witnesses

Knock, knock....shit happens.

Catholicism

If shit happens, you deserve it.

Protestantism

Let shit happen to someone else.

Judaism

Why does this shit always happen to us?

Rastafarianism

Let's smoke this shit!!

Agnosticism

What is this shit?

Atheism

I don't believe this shit.