This morning, as I was driving through a local neighborhood on my way to the grocery store, I noticed that several yards were displaying a campaign-style sign that I had never seen before. Being a godless heathen, naturally this caught my attention. In addition, being a bit of a sarcastic wise-ass, my first thought upon reading it was, If that's our only hope, we're so screwed!
Anyway, after I got home and finished putting the groceries away, I googled the slogan in an attempt to find out where these good neighbors had obtained their signs. Lo and behold, for a mere $5, the friendly people from a church out in Texas (go figure) would be happy to send me, you, or anyone else one of these fine signs with the somber slogan and handy Bible verse. What a deal!! Only 5 bucks for a $.49 sign. I can't wait to place my order!
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